Get ready to embark on a Parisian adventure that’s as flaky as a croissant fresh out of the oven and as chaotic as a mime in a crowded subway! Paris isn’t just about towering monuments and romantic strolls; it’s also about indulging your inner goofball while demolishing pastries that would make even a calorie counter throw in the towel. So grab your beret, your appetite, and a healthy dose of silliness because it’s time to explore the City of Lights in a way that even the Eiffel Tower would approve of!
First Stop: Croissant-Crafting Workshop – Where Dough Meets Disaster!
To kickstart your day, take on a croissant class where you become a pastry chef (or at least don’t try to burn the kitchen). With the help of a professional baker, you will be taught everything about rolling and folding and acting. But sadly, a lot of us here warn you; your dough will end up round and flat like a pancake and that's just brilliant. Preferably it would be best to call it a 'deconstructed croissant.' After conquering the dough as well as maybe covering oneself with flour for the sake of the scene, one will devour all that work’s reward. (And yes, you are aloud to eat all the delicasies that you create which are not edible, if you are in Paris, are free of calories.)
Next Stop: Eiffel Tower Shuffle – Dance Like No One’s Watching (Except Everyone)!
After stuffing yourself with delicious croissants, it’s time to hit the Eiffel Tower. But instead of simply admiring the view, why not kick things up a notch with the “Eiffel Tower Shuffle”? Channel your inner dancer as you prance around the base, striking ridiculous poses for that perfect Instagram shot. Show off your best “tourist trying to look cool” moves while dodging bewildered onlookers who are convinced they’ve accidentally stumbled into a flash mob or a bizarre art installation. Bonus points if you can get a random tourist to join your dancing antics—who knows, you might start a viral dance trend!
Lunchtime: Picnic with a View – Cheese, Baguettes, and Bad Jokes!
Now that you’ve burned off a few croissant calories with your epic Eiffel Tower moves, it’s time to refuel with a classic Parisian picnic! Grab a blanket and claim your territory on the Champ de Mars, right at the foot of the Eiffel Tower. Here, you’ll feast on baguettes, gooey cheese, and maybe even a cheeky bottle of wine (or grape juice if you’re pretending to be responsible). While chowing down, unleash your worst dad jokes on your friends—“Why did the baguette break up with the croissant? Because it found someone a little more ‘kneady!’” Get ready for the eye rolls and groans to echo across the park!
Why This Explore Paris: Croissants, Jokes, and Dance!?
A day in Paris isn’t just about the sights; it’s about diving headfirst into laughter and love (and a whole lot of carbs!). Whether you’re creating croissant chaos, shuffling around the Eiffel Tower, or picnicking with cheesy jokes, you’re guaranteed to make memories that are as unforgettable as a perfect French pastry—without the inevitable sugar crash! So put on that beret, embrace the absurdity, and prepare for a day overflowing with joy, food, and enough silliness to rival a French comedy!
Contact DMC Paris to plan your next group trip. This is just an example of what activities they have to offer. They can work with you to create a custimised itinerary to suit your group.
