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Medieval Feasting in Lithuania: Eat Like a King, Party Like a Peasant

If you think dinner is just about eating, then buckle up (or rather, belt on your tunic) because Lithuania is about to blow your medieval mind. Picture this: long wooden tables piled high with roasted meats, goblets of mead flowing freely, and you, dressed like a knight or a medieval noble, shouting “Huzzah!” at the top of your lungs. Yes, welcome to the medieval feast—a time-traveling dining experience that’s all about indulgence, laughter, and just a hint of chaos.

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Step into the Past (Costumes Mandatory, Dignity Optional)

The fun starts as soon as you enter the grand hall—a stone-walled, candlelit haven that looks like it was ripped straight out of a “Game of Thrones” set, minus the political scheming (hopefully). Before you can even say “Where’s the Wi-Fi?” someone will hand you a medieval outfit because, in Lithuania, your modern clothes simply won’t do. Expect tunics, hats with feathers, and a whole lot of photo ops where you’ll either look like royalty or the court jester.

The menu is as hearty as it gets—think roasted pork, stews thicker than your grandma’s gravy, and bread bowls that double as dinnerware. Oh, and let’s not forget the mead. It’s sweet, it’s strong, and after a couple of goblets, you’ll be convinced you’re fluent in Old Lithuanian. Utter nonsense like “Fetch my turkey leg!” suddenly feels entirely appropriate.

Entertainment That’s Pure Knight Life

While you’re busy devouring your meal with your hands (cutlery is for 21st-century weaklings), the entertainment kicks off. Sword fights? Check. Fire-breathers? Oh, absolutely. A jester whose jokes are so bad they’re good? You better believe it. And don’t think you’re just a spectator. You might get crowned King or Queen for the night, leading the festivities with a toast that’s either brilliant or barely coherent, depending on how much mead you’ve had.

And then there’s the dancing. Medieval dancing, to be precise, where your two left feet somehow feel right at home. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly sweaty—basically, a medieval workout before dessert.

Why It’s Perfect for Groups

This isn’t just a Medieval Feasting in Lithuania; it’s a bonding experience you’ll be laughing about for years. Nothing says “team-building” like watching your boss get fake-knighted or seeing your colleagues try (and fail) to polka in medieval gear.

Conclusion: Feast, Laugh, Repeat

So, ditch the fine dining and step into Lithuania’s medieval madness. You’ll leave with full bellies, sore cheeks from laughing, and stories that’ll make your group WhatsApp blow up for weeks. Just one word of advice: don’t challenge the knight to a duel—you’ll lose.

Published
20 January 2025
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